Certainty Responds To Elisa

Yesterday I got a couple angry emails from the Mehow camp about the email from Elisa.  Here’s the response:

A Mehow Controversy?

I got an email from a girl named Elisa concerning some very strange news from the Mehow camp. I don’t know if there’s any truth to it, but here’s the email…

Elisa writes:
FYI:

The COO of Mehow.tv is Certainty, also known as Squirrel, also known as Rob L. of San Diego. He was an approach coach at the June 9th MM Atlanta Bootcamp and got horrible reviews.

Mehow is Michal P. He has his own computer security company called: MKP Security. He’s a former hacker and can take down the MM site in a second, in addition to monitor it secretly for competitive information. I’d be surprised if he’s not doing that already. You can be sure he’s tracking the IP addresses of everyone on the mehow.tv forum.

If Mystery method is really suing Mehow then these posts by your disgruntled students definitely demonstrate Mehow, Lovedrop and the like were not acting in good faith. They used this bootcamp to propell their exit from The Mystery Method.

Squirrel posted regularly on the MM Lounge. MM should put post these on the public forum. I imagine they are not flattering. The way I see it, “Mehow Method” = $900 bottle service. Mehow, Certainty and their students need to write “laid out” reports, not LRs. Bottle service is truly B.S., and not a PUA skillset
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FROM ATLANTA BOOTCAMP REVIEWS MM POSTS:

Squirrel kept dissapearing all weekend and me and my two buddies didn’t get any feedback or talking time with him except during seminar.

Squirrel went and did a demo set without telling us he was going in and I didnt notice him until he was in comfort. He stayed in the one set a long time so didn’t get much out of that.

During night 2 Squirrel picked up a chick in the line to the club and then buddied up with one of the students and they all went to the VIP area the student bought and noone else had access to. Sunday Squirrel was heard bragging about how he talked to her all night and timebridged her to fly out to San Diego and how she was just his type… While he was supposed to be teaching. So now the student teacher ratio was 11-2! Lovedrop started coaching towards the end of the night and it helped a little.

Lovedrop’s seminar was fantastic, Dynamic rocked (when you could get hold of him) Mehow was good at demo’ing and telling you what you did WELL and squirrel was err where WAS squirrel??

Also it really pissed me off when Mehow said he was doing Mehow Method and he wouldn’t teach it. I understand that different instructors have different styles, but I expect them to EXPLAIN IT! I see now that it was his last BC before he started his own company so that probably explains it why he didn’t want to teach.

Mehow said he didn’t work for MM and wasn’t able to discuss half the stuff he was doing and squirrel was ‘missing’ most of the time. It became a running joke with the 11 oither students playing ‘where’s squirrel’

Mehow was cool too, but like Levo said.. when you’d ask him about material he’d be like “I can’t teach that, it isn’t MM” etc (I see why he couldn’t teach non MM at a BC, but I expected the coaches to be using MM material for the BC)

Squirrel was hard to find and I saw him spend most of his time on one student, I forget his name (don’t think he posts) who was shared the most similarities. The said student and squirrel hung out almost exclusively, it felt like he was getting a 1v1 almost, lol. This understandably ticked me off a bit. I did like Squirrels extra seminar though.

I don’t think Squirrel or Mehow were official coaches they were just giving LD a hand (there was another BC running the same weekend), but Dynamic was and it showed (in a good way).

Certainty on mehow.tv: (What is real post from the Lounge?)
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AJ was kind enough to grab my original post. Here it is, with minor editing:

LR: Lucky 7: 100% F-Close, 0% LMR

HB9blondLongIsland, HB8AsianNutBall; HB8BlondNewport; HB8BlondMMLV; HB7OBBrunette; HB8ManicMormon; HB8Vegan; HB9petiteLebonese.

Technically, that’s 8, but Lucky 8 doesn’t sound as good as Lucky 7. Normally I wouldn’t use “Lucky” to describe an F-Close, because there is no such thing as Luck when it comes to an HB. “Luck is for the AFC who stumbles on an HB so horny she is willing to overlook his personality to have sex. Much like a drunk AMOG overlooks a 30 lb weight problem and butter-face to get laid.” – Certainty.

Field tested D1 S1-S3 process yields 100% F-close results with no LMR.

After many years of being stopped by girls in S2 (I only learned about S2 recently) I have finally devised an LMR strategy that consistently works. But first, a little background.

Before the community, I had had only 1 one-night stand. I could never get the girl to have sex with me. I had great Comfort, very good Seduction including the ability to give a girlfriend multiple C-spot orgasms, but couldn’t get a girl to have sex with me on the first night. They would always wait until we were more serious about each other, which usually initiated an unintended LTR. I have had numerous situations where I was in bed, half naked, and the girl said “no”. I was trained by society to stop at that point. So, like a good AFC, I did. I also became frustrated and angry with the girl, hence my AFC label. If she didn’t want to have sex, then why would she go all this far to just stop and say “no”?

It turns out, I was supposed to pause, not stop. “No” means “I’m too hot and bothered to continue right now, I need to take a breather.” When I first read about LMR in the MM materials, I was astonished. This is supposed to happen? It is hard wired into her physiology and psychology? It isn’t me? Quite the eye opener.

After learning about LMR, I started to follow MM’s somewhat successful process for overcoming LMR . It’s a really basic cycle. She needs to stop, take a breather, and start again. She will let you know when she is ready to stop. It is up to you to be non-reactive, take a step back, and continue again in the future. She is specifically designed to be turned on by start, stop, start; lather, rinse, repeat. It is in this cycle that she gains her sexual arousal to meet mine. She needs to pursue to gain arousal, but must also have me take responsibility for her behavior. She hunts, is hunted, and hunts again to get turned on.

As a Man, I am turned on by the sight of an extremely sexy HB9 or HB10. I can become physically aroused by just the sight of a naked HB. An HB is wired completely differently. She’s having 10 thoughts for every one of mine. She also carries guilt and shame. I would hate to be an HB.

I took Mystery’s LMR process and added to it. I now have a 100% (across 8 HBs) process that effectively ensures I never have to go on a date until after we have had sex. I am starting to live the life of my gay male friends who have sex before they go on a date, and it is expected.

If I had known about LMR just a few years ago, my lay ratio would have been much higher. If you read to this point and are wondering what the process is, you’ll have to wait for my next posting. I wrote this for the SD Crew, but I’m not sure I should post it here. It is really out there.
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Certainty.

President / COO Mehow, Inc.

Hmmmm. Interesting.

Musical Condoms Invented (No, Really!)

So I guess some condom company in Hong Kong is trying to innovate by adding smooth tunes to their latex.

Forget chocolates or roses this Valentine’s Day — a gift of musical condoms is bound to be more entertaining.

Hong Kong’s Ondo Creation, which makes designer condoms, hopes its Idom sheathes will put a more romantic spin on safe sex — and reduce the risk of a slap on the face that a pack of six might elicit among some conservative Asians.

The Idom itself doesn’t sing — but the mint, strawberry, chocolate and banana flavored condoms come in an attractive package with a music CD to get you in the mood for love.

“We create an environment for lovers who would like to try a different experience,” said Victor Tsang who runs Ondo Creation.

“We try to create products that are not embarrassing, but very trendy and hip. It’s a lifestyle product,” he added.

My only question is… how do you fit the CD in your wallet?  =)

Mehow Responds To Sinn

So in response to Sinn’s smackdown, Mehow has posted this reply on his sire:

Mehow writes:
Sinn,

I read your post and was entertained. Your writing style is eloquent. I love the game and enjoy keeping things positive. Good luck with everything.

I accept your in-field challenge – to have both of us filmed in venue for three nights together.

-mehow

But no sooner did that get posted, than I got this email from an “annonymous” sender with ties to Mystery Method.

I don’t want to get into a lot of gossip but to say that mehow was in any way a star MM instructor is silly.  He was never permitted to teach his own bootcamps.  When he was with MM, he was always the most junior instructor.  The only person who brought him on his bootcamps, I believe, was Lovedrop (except once when one of Matador’s junior guys was sick) and Lovedrop was his friend before the community.  Mehow taught at maybe 4-6 bootcamps and was always the most junior person there.  His reviews were average for one of MM instructors (which is to say they were good, but they didn’t stand out).

I don’t actually think Mehow is a bad guy.  But the stuff about him posting about getting one lay in a year and then going commercial and editing the post is absolutely true.

So, more questions abound.  Will Sinn and Mehow actually go out and perform a “sarge off?”  That would be interesting to see, for sure.  =)

Sinn vs. Mehow?

Okay, I knew my Top 10 List would cause some controversy (hell, it does every year!), especially with the inclusion of controvercial community figure Mehow on the list.

But now it seems that Mehow is taking some flack for “stealing” Mystery Method techniques and passing them off as his own (a phenomenon that has been going on since Mystery started teaching workshops!).

TOp MM instructor Sinn has fired the first salvo in the attack against Mehow.  I’ll be interested to see how Mehow responds.

Here’s what happened… Continue reading “Sinn vs. Mehow?” »

My First Threesome…

Okay, it’s not MY first, rather, it’s a guy by the name of Jekyll who wants to share his first 3-way experience with others as a way to educate/warn the masses.  You can read the whole thing below the fold… Continue reading “My First Threesome…” »

The Worst Turn Downs Ever Had…

So I found this article where some guys listed the worst lines a girl ever gave them to turn them down from a date.  Some of them are doozies.  Here are a few of my favorites:

“A woman told me she was probably going to be too tired the night I asked her out… but she told me this two days ahead of time.” -Kevin, 41, Dallas, TX

“A girl I liked said she wouldn’t date people born the same month she was.” -Greg, 22, Wilmington, DE

“She told me she had to go buy the donuts for her Singles with STDs group. Point taken.” -Greg, 32, San Diego, CA

Read more of them here.

Dating Advice From Sean Penn

Here is the advice Sean Penn gives to boys dating his 15 year old daughter…

Sean Penn says:
“I tell them that whatever they do to my daughter that night, they better be prepared to come home and do it to me too.”

Wow, and they give Michael Jackson a hard time.