How To Meet Women

Wow, wow, and wow.  Check out what I just found in the latest edition of FHM magazine…

FHM Reports:
In TV Land’s new reality show I Pity The Fool, Mr. T brings his mohawk - and no formal counseling training - to bear on real people’s problems, offering such advice as, “Don’t be disrespecting no lady, fool.”  The transformations begin October 11 at 10 p.m.

You can pity the official site of all this jibba-jabber here. (Be warned, the pity will be flying as soon as you load the page!)

Best.  Idea.  For.  A.  TV.  Show.  Ever.

Screech from “Saved by the Bell” made a porno where he gives girls a “Dirty Sanchez“.

From The New York Daily News:
He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

“Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.”

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler’s Larry Flynt, Vivid’s Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He’s a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on “Welcome Back, Kotter”) on Fox’s “Celebrity Boxing 2.”

Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity.”

“I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”

In 1996, former “Saved by the Bell” sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, “Show Girls.”

The sex vid’s working title is “Saved by the Smell.” Ewwwww.

It’s like christmas already.  =)

Okay, so for those of you out there who read and loved “The Game: Penetrating The Secret Society Of Pick Up Artist,” you may be interested to know that Neil Strauss, the author of The Game, has a new book coming out called “How To Make Money Like A Porn Star.” The cool thing is, it isn’t just a novel - it’s a GRAPHIC NOVEL! Illustrated by none other than Bernard Chang, the guy who created the art for The Game.

Neil, who also wrote “How To Make Love Like A Porn Star,” the biography of Jenna Jameson, goes hog-wild in this satyrical look at porn, society, sexual depravity, crazy middle-eastern oil sheiks, and capitalism. I actually got to read the book almost 5 months ago while they were still editing it, and it was a really fun book. (Plus, no one draws sexier women than Bernard Chang!)

Anyway, for those of you “in the know,” you might be interested to find there is an Easter Egg Shoutout to yours truely in there. Some of you may be aware I had a chapter in The Game where I ranked Neil as the #1 Pick Up Artist out there. Well, now Neil pokes some fun at me. In a panel where one of the characters is watching a porno, he reaches for some lotion to help make things a little more “smooth,” if you catch my drift.

The lotion is called “Thundercat’s Seduction Lotion,” a play on my old blog Thundercat’s Seduction Lair. If you look hard enough, you’ll find it.

(What this is supposed to imply, I don’t know.  Neil was always the master at backhanded compliments! =)

Now I just have to figure out a way to get Neil back. Leave any suggestions in the comment’s section.

Hi everyone!

So here’s the deal. This is my THIRD incarnation of blogosphere goodness. The last How To Meet Women Blog was based off of Blogger, which was okay, but I really couldn’t do much with it. The new How To Meet Women Blog is much more Pimped out, and allows me to do fun things like Podcasts, Video, and all that other good stuff.

Plus, it just LOOKS neater, which is always a good thing. =)

Some of you may know of (and be fans of) my old blog, Thundercat’s Seduction Lair. You also may have noticed I stopped updating that blog a few months ago. There have been a lot of rumors as to why I stopped updating TSL - everything from Ross Jeffries secretly having me whacked, to my “retirement” from the dating advice scene.

Well, here’s the truth of the matter:

1. It was summer, and instead of being chained to my computer constantly, I wanted to get out and have fun.
2. I had a semi-girlfriend who kept me rather, *ahem*, “occupied.”
3. The technical aspects of the old blog were getting on my nerves. The software wasn’t that good, I had a hard time logging in to post, it was difficult for me to change the design, and I couldn’t do a lot of the multimedia stuff I wanted.

SO, this all lead me to taking down the old blog I had on this site, and designing the new one you see before you.

I’m going to keep my old Thundercat Seduction Lair blog up and running for posterity sake, because there IS a lot of great information on there, in addition to 1,000+ posts of my pick-up knowledge. But as far as I’m concerned, that site is finished.  From now on, this is going to be the blog I keep updating.

In short: if you want pick up advice from yours truly, come HERE from now on!

And I make it easy. Just use some of the RSS links on the left to subscribe to this feed, so you can read my ramblings from your favorite newsreader.

I may also set things up so my articles on this blog get automatically emailed to my newsletter subscribers, so be sure to sign up for that too (which you can do in the opt in form at the top of the site).

I also plan on doing some podcasts soon, so definitely subscribe to those so you can listen to them in all their iPod-y goodness!

You’ll also notice that you can easily bookmark, email, and print out my posts now.  At the bottom of every entry are a lot of colorful buttons that allow you to easily file and share my madness with others.  Hey, the internet is changing, I better change with it, right?

My goal is to create the BEST dating advice blog I can, and I’d like to encourage you all to participate in it by leaving comments to my posts.  You have to register with the blog to post, but it’s a pretty painless process.  Oh, and I will be moderating, so all you negative nellies out there shouldn’t even waste your time.

So as always, you can count on me to deliver the best dating news, rumors, advice, tips, tricks, and spelling errors possible.

Long Live The New Blog!