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So the train wreck that was once Brittany Spears continues…

Little after they went public about their romance, Britney Spears is giving her man, Isaac Cohen, a lesson on how celebrities like to spend their time.

According to recent reports, the fresh couple has been spotted spending their time in the Hugh Hefner suite of a Las Vegas hotel on Saturday night.

Although Britney claimed she was there with work purposes, sources confirmed to People magazine that the two stayed in the Fantasy Tower wing of The Palms hotel where a room costs as much as $40,000 a night.

The luxurious suite with amazing views boasts a jacuzzi pool, a glass elevator, an eight-foot rotating bed and a fully stocked bar.

A source who spotted the couple told People: “They seem very happy together.”

Britney Spears and model-actor Isaac Cohen were seen dancing and smoking cigarettes at gay nightclub 81/2 for about an hour before returning to their luxury suite.

Not so long ago, rumors were the pop singer was negotiating a 20-week, $15 million exclusive performance contract with Palms Hotel and Casino in Vegas so this might be part of the deal.

According to Page Six, Britney is far from shy when it comes to showing up in public with her boyfriend. Britney Spears took her new love to the opening of the Sideways Restaurant & Lounge in L.A. Thursday night.

The pair “ordered tons of the kobe sliders and Louisiana crab cakes,” said a source, who added, “They drank a lot of vodka cranberry cocktails.” The couple then made out at the table for all to see, “engaging in major public displays of affection.”

Last week, Britney and her K-Fed look-alike were seen cruising around Marina del Ray, California, on a private powerboat. The next night they met up at the W Hotel’s Whiskey Blue bar in Westwood.

Britney, who filed for divorce from Kevin Federline in November, and Isaac have been dating for a month now and it looks like they’re making progress.

The Las Vegas trip was Britney’s first appearance after hosting a New Year’s Eve bash at the Pure nightclub where she reportedly fainted from too much alcohol although her representatives denied the rumors.

Not only has she popped out two kids to the world’s biggest trailer trash “baby daddy,” but she’s apparently a plastic surgery addict AND a hard drinker, smoker, partier.  If she’s lucky, she’ll end up looking like Tara Reid.  If she isn’t, she’ll end up looking like this.

That’s the problem with party girls.  Once they get older, their partying starts to show. Brittany ain’t so sexy no more.

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