Miss USA – Tara Conner – Almost Defrocked

Super-hot Miss USA, Tara Conner

Well, it would seem that the current Miss USA, Tara Conner, has almost lost her crown due to “indecent acts.”  But was granted a reprieve by owner of the Miss USA pagent, Donald Trump himself.  It’s been all over the news, and people are surprized that Trump went easy on her when the same guy was quick to slap down the Russian beauty Oxana Fedorova for violating her Miss Universe contract.  On the news, they were saying Trump “Saw something in Tara that made him go easy on her.”  Yeah, I bet he saw something in her… like a certain member of his anatomy, I’m sure.  Everyone knows the only reason Trump co-owns the Miss Universe Organization is so he can bang all the contestants.

The thing that gets me is that Tara is basically being accused of being a “hot chick.”  This whole thing is almost comical.  Check out what the charges are:

A variety of sources — most of them unidentified — have spilled tales of Conner’s cavorting ways and nightclub escapades since coming to the big city last spring, after she was crowned Miss USA in April.

Rumors have swirled of Conner’s alleged cocaine snorting, promiscuity, binge drinking and even lesbian make-out sessions with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, one of her roommates.

Hmmmmm… drugs, drinking, sex, and lesbian make out sessions… what could represent hot American chicks better than that???

Seriously, maybe I’m jaded from dating LA women, but I’d say that 90% of the girls I meet in clubs sound JUST LIKE Tara Conner.  So this isn’t anything new or shocking.  For God’s sake — LOOK AT HER!  I’d be pissed if she WASN’T behaving this way.  Party girls are hot.  They’re supposed to do this shit.  She needs to enjoy herself now because after she hits 30 she’s gonna need to grow a personality to have a life.

I’d say Miss USA needs to do a better job or representing hot chicks everywhere.  If they want an upright virgin woman who doesn’t drink, do drugs, party, or experiment with other women, they need to start recruiting uglier girls for the pagent because I can almost guarantee that other hot chicks are just like poor Tara here.  Most Miss USA’s just have the good sense not to mess up so publically while they wear the crown, so the only thing you can really accuse Tara of is being stupid (which isn’t such a stretch from someone who wants to single-handedly cure AIDS).

I think all us men across the country need to get together and show our support of Tara’s right to debauch herself for our amusement.  After all, what good is Miss USA if we can’t enjoy a good lesbian make-out session with her once and a while?

LONG LIVE TARA!  She’ll always be my Miss USA.