Get Laid Fast!

It’s the biggest question on every man’s perverted mind. “How Do I Get Laid Fast?”

Screw getting laid slow! I’m lazy and imapatient, and I wanna get laid NOW! NOW DAMN IT, NOW!!!

Well, short of the obvious way of going out and getting yourself a hooker, how can you possibly get laid fast? Well, I guess you have to define what you mean by fast.

Are you talking “fast” as in “immediately, right this second?” Or are you talking “fast” as in “After I meet a girl, I want to know how to get her into bed the quickest way possible?”

If it’s option A, nothing short of the hooker or f-buddy option is going to suffice. If option B, there are a few tricks you can use to increase your chances of speeding up bedroom gymnastics.

First of all, you must avoid the mistake of talking when you should be acting. What I mean by this is, many times, the girl is ready to go ahead and start making out, when the guy is still trying to figure out how to keep the conversation going. Learn to read Body language and identify the signs when she’s ready to be kissed! (The best way to do this is to check out my book by clicking here. I go into great detail about this stuff.)

You also want to add a sense of scarcity into the situation to put on some pressure for the sex to happen. Something like “Tomorrow we may never see each other again, and we’ll never know if it was meant to be…” could be appropriate. But regardless, find a way to add in some urgency into the situation. A famous line used by a lot of military guys is “I’m getting shipped out tomorrow and may never come back…” (lol, no surprize that works like a charm).

You’ll also want to display an “I live by the moment” attitude. One where you embrace life and want to experience all it has to offer, and you give her the opportunity to do so with you.

You also have to “Take the Lead” in the interaction. Don’t leave things up to her. Women (and most people in general) don’t like to make decisions. They like to feel “swept off their feet.” Take her by the hand and lead her to your car. Take her in your arms and kiss her. Start planning what she wants for breakfast in the morning. Just ASSUME it’s going to happen.

Finally, be prepared to deal with her objections. Things like “This is moving too fast,” “I have to work tomorrow,” and “I have a boyfriend,” are a few things you’ll need to be prepared for. Objections are a way of safeguarding herself from making a mistake, you just need to answer her objections in a way that makes her feel it’s okay to proceed. You can do this be agreeing with her objections, offering alternatives, or making them into a joke.

For example:

Her: “This is moving too fast!”
You: “Yeah, your right. We should really slow down…” (continue kissing her like nothing happened)

Her: “I have work tomorrow.”
You: “I do too. I’ll just have to make sure you get home at a reasonable hour.”

Her: “I have a boyfriend.”
You: “Good, he can make us breakfast in bed in the morning. But if the Orange Juice isn’t fresh, I’m going to have to club him.” (credit Swinggcat for that one.)

So as you can see, if you do all of the above successfully, there is no reason you should’t get laid fast.